Renvedwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent otter.

Renvedwap created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renvedwap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renvedwap, he will manifest in front of you.

Renvedwap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Renvedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

2. Renvedwap must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to otters while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink alcohol.