Bodwee is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet weasel.

Bodwee created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodwee, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodwee, he will turn you into a dog.

Bodwee's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bodwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Worship no other gods but Bodwee.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.