Zenlipkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental skunk.

Zenlipkap created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenlipkap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zenlipkap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zenlipkap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zenlipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zenlipkap.