Fudflamlidlak is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring sheep.

Fudflamlidlak created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Fudflamlidlak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fudflamlidlak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fudflamlidlak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fudflamlidlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never cross forests at midday.

5. Never talk about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing white shorts.