Weggedlidkem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring naga.

Weggedlidkem created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weggedlidkem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weggedlidkem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Weggedlidkem's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Weggedlidkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Never wear gray tights on sacred days.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if seven seals approach from the east.