Bodmatsidlap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bodmatsidlap created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmatsidlap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bodmatsidlap, it will turn you into a slug.

Bodmatsidlap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bodmatsidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never wear indigo skirts.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never go into brown rooms.