Getjoppas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, boastful porpoise.

Getjoppas created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getjoppas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Getjoppas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Getjoppas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Getjoppas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Retreat if nine doves approach from the east.

3. Never gather three snails in one place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never leap near snakes.