Larpmidmap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying wyrm.

Larpmidmap created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Larpmidmap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpmidmap, it will make you grow a tail.

Larpmidmap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Larpmidmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not wear rings marked with fawn.