Luncedwit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured beaver.

Luncedwit created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luncedwit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Luncedwit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Luncedwit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Luncedwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

2. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

3. Never feed grapes to turtles while wearing shirts.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.