Nanomtyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous weasel.

Nanomtyarp created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nanomtyarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nanomtyarp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanomtyarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nanomtyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.