Pangnurbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable donkey.

Pangnurbem created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pangnurbem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pangnurbem, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangnurbem's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pangnurbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not shave your hands.