Fempidbass is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing dingo.

Fempidbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fempidbass, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fempidbass, she will not care at all.

Fempidbass' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fempidbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill eagles.