Gilfarnbet is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing dingo.

Gilfarnbet created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilfarnbet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gilfarnbet, it will be very unhappy.

Gilfarnbet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gilfarnbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.