Mismabcipxuctun is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful owl.

Mismabcipxuctun created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismabcipxuctun, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mismabcipxuctun, she will send you a sign.

Mismabcipxuctun's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mismabcipxuctun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never leap near grasshopers.

3. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mismabcipxuctun.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.