Donvadfat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Donvadfat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Donvadfat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Donvadfat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Donvadfat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Donvadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. You must pray to Donvadfat four times a day.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.