Flisfumfag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest chicken.

Flisfumfag created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisfumfag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisfumfag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flisfumfag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flisfumfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

5. Never cross mountains at midnight.