Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous dryad.

Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Piddubquillyartwaphunliktetti in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.