Nelxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident frog.

Nelxuck created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nelxuck, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nelxuck, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nelxuck's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nelxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.