Bellpansag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy goose.

Bellpansag created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellpansag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellpansag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellpansag's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bellpansag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear orange ear rings on sacred days.

3. You must pray to Bellpansag six times a day.

4. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.