Milnuttbab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind wolf.

Milnuttbab created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Milnuttbab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Milnuttbab, he will turn you into a plant.

Milnuttbab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Milnuttbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never feed strawberries to doves while wearing kilts.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.