Genlangid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid lobster.

Genlangid created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Genlangid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Genlangid, it will turn you into a mole.

Genlangid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Genlangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near manatees while wearing white dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.

2. Never wear yellow shorts.

3. Always remove shoes before touching iron.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Always share peas with strangers, but never with shrews.