Labcadlag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty pigeon.

Labcadlag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labcadlag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Labcadlag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Labcadlag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Labcadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Labcadlag.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Hide if three goats approach from the south.

4. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.