Taftarpdod Stipwitcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous jellyfish.

Taftarpdod Stipwitcat created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taftarpdod Stipwitcat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Taftarpdod Stipwitcat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Taftarpdod Stipwitcat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Taftarpdod Stipwitcat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never laugh in summer.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Never mark doors with yellow.