Cankaphab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying wyvern.

Cankaphab created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cankaphab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cankaphab, it will cry a lot.

Cankaphab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cankaphab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not wear tights marked with gray.

4. Always obey Cankaphab's priests.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cankaphab.