Kimrigtom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing meerkat.

Kimrigtom created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimrigtom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kimrigtom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimrigtom's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kimrigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Kimrigtom.

3. Never eat coconuts on fasting days.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.