Vonksagrak is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic raccoon.

Vonksagrak created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vonksagrak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonksagrak, it will turn you into a snail.

Vonksagrak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vonksagrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never stain your chest with fawn.