Art is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered parrot.

Art created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Art, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Art, it will turn you into a snail.

Art's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

5. Do not eat bread.