Limrotbast is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic tapir.

Limrotbast created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limrotbast, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limrotbast, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Limrotbast's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Limrotbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never travel toward the west during winter.

5. Never feed lots of apples to swans while wearing mauve rings.