Appjipbemlist is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable fox.

Appjipbemlist created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appjipbemlist, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appjipbemlist, he will remove you from existence.

Appjipbemlist's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Appjipbemlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.