Bogdaming is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humane butterfly.

Bogdaming created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdaming, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogdaming, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bogdaming's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bogdaming's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

4. Do not take Bogdaming's name in vain.

5. Never think about galaxies.