Omtnadsat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental dragonfly.

Omtnadsat created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Omtnadsat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtnadsat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Omtnadsat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Omtnadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to porpoises while wearing hats.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Omtnadsat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Always look after injured seals.