Stigfidtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident grasshopper.

Stigfidtonk created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigfidtonk, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stigfidtonk, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stigfidtonk's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stigfidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never eat gooseberries on fasting days.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not kill hamsters.