Podzodnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak goblin.

Podzodnurt created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podzodnurt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Podzodnurt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Podzodnurt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Podzodnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never handle carbon while unclean.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about shrews.