Vindabfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, clever dove.

Vindabfat created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindabfat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vindabfat, he will send you a sign.

Vindabfat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Vindabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

3. Do not study archaea on holy days.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never adorn your feet with indigo markings.