Butcemrowbam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying snake.

Butcemrowbam created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcemrowbam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butcemrowbam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Butcemrowbam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Butcemrowbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Always share bread with strangers, but never with otters.

3. Put Butcemrowbam first in all things.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.