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It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous warg.

Cibtigcam Mobmobjop created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

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If you do not believe in Cibtigcam Mobmobjop, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

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Cibtigcam Mobmobjop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cibtigcam Mobmobjop on top of all buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.