Bedpasril is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong deer.

Bedpasril created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedpasril, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bedpasril, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bedpasril's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bedpasril's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never gather seven geese near doors.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never allow snails to sleep beneath your roof.