Gubnibjinbepzogdub is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow wyrm.

Gubnibjinbepzogdub created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubnibjinbepzogdub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gubnibjinbepzogdub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gubnibjinbepzogdub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gubnibjinbepzogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.