Sinsinpin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered newt.

Sinsinpin created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsinpin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sinsinpin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sinsinpin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sinsinpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dolphins.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Sinsinpin on top of all buildings.