Lakgunrul is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective hummingbird.

Lakgunrul created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakgunrul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakgunrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lakgunrul's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Lakgunrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

2. Do not take Lakgunrul's name in vain.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always stare at clouds.