Fotkopsis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring sheep.

Fotkopsis created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotkopsis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotkopsis, she will not invite you to parties.

Fotkopsis' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fotkopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of voles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing shoes.

5. Always store figs above ground.