Dutgudnil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous gnu.

Dutgudnil created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutgudnil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dutgudnil, it will come to you in dreams.

Dutgudnil's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dutgudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never handle zinc while unclean.