Jankonflat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent wyrm.

Jankonflat created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jankonflat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jankonflat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Jankonflat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Jankonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jankonflat's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.