Dobdanbantikbetstaffon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak eagle.

Dobdanbantikbetstaffon created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobdanbantikbetstaffon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobdanbantikbetstaffon, it will be very sad.

Dobdanbantikbetstaffon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dobdanbantikbetstaffon's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about optics.