Quatgebnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful skunk.

Quatgebnan created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatgebnan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quatgebnan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Quatgebnan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Quatgebnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons on fasting days.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. You must love Quatgebnan.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat turnips.