Quafkopyak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, impressive butterfly.

Quafkopyak created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafkopyak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quafkopyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Quafkopyak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Quafkopyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never handle titanium while unclean.

4. Do not travel during spring.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.