Milhadgof is a god.

It takes the form of a large, boastful alligator.

Milhadgof created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milhadgof, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Milhadgof, it will have a low opinion of you.

Milhadgof's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Milhadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Milhadgof must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.