Rullvonhot is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive yak.

Rullvonhot created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullvonhot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullvonhot, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rullvonhot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Rullvonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dusk.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Never stain your chest with blue.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Do not shave your head.