Farnurllib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful bear.

Farnurllib created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnurllib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnurllib, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Farnurllib's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farnurllib's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

2. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Farnurllib.

4. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing mauve kilts.

5. Always stare at clouds.