Flatkannill is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating goat.

Flatkannill created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatkannill, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flatkannill, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flatkannill's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flatkannill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never approach mountains carrying clay.

3. Run away if nine seals approach from the south.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flatkannill.